Just chillin' together under the car. 'Cause why not?
Yes, we are leashed by our evil overlords. But they are fools;
I (Maple) squeezed out from my harness Friday night and hid from them.
I watched them with their flashlights, looking for me back here, but they missed me.
Then they searched the front. One of them went and walked up the highway over there,
then the other got in the car and drove around the block. Then I snuck out to the middle
of the neighbours back yard and waited to see if they'd come by for the tenth time.
Drat. Caught laying here. Won't she be mad when she gets back. I'll just pretend nothing happened.